That's a working title, by the way. But two weeks into the minor-league season, here are some definite bright spots.
Fresno
Preston Tucker (48 ABs): .375/.392/.563, 8K:2BB
Derek Fisher (47 ABs): .298/.414/.489, 15K:9BB
Tyler White (54 ABs): .333/.368/.407, 13K:3BB
Brady Rodgers: 16.1IP, 14H/2ER, 11K:1BB, 1.10 ERA/0.92 WHIP
Francis Martes: 9.1IP, 7H/0ER, 10K:9BB, 0.00 ERA/1.71 WHIP
Kevin Comer: 6IP, 5H/0ER, 5K:2BB, 0.00 ERA/1.17 WHIP
Corpus
J.D. Davis (51 ABs): .314/.407/.549, 9K:8BB
Alejandro Garcia (54 ABs): .315/.373/.537, 10K:2BB
Drew Ferguson (51 ABs): .294/.379/.431, 14K:6BB
Rogelio Armenteros: 10.2IP, 3H/1ER, 18K:3BB, 0.84 ERA/0.56 WHIP
Dean Deetz: 8.2IP, 2H/1ER, 10K:2BB, 1.04 ERA/0.46 WHIP
Joshua James: 8IP, 3H/0ER, 5K:1BB, 0.00 ERA/0.50 WHIP
Buies Creek
Kyle Tucker (54 ABs): .296/.367/.611, 13K:3BB, 4SB
Ryne Birk (47 ABs): .319/.365/.574, 12K:4BB
Myles Straw (48 ABs): .313/.404/.417, 6K:8BB
Alex Winkelman: 14.1IP, 4H/0ER, 21K:1BB, 0.00 ERA/0.35 WHIP
Franklin Perez: 14.1IP, 3H/0ER, 14K:3BB, 0.00 ERA/0.42 WHIP
Akeem Bostick: 14.2IP, 5H/0ER, 13K:4BB, 0.00 ERA/0.61 WHIP
Quad Cities
Rodrigo Ayarza (26 ABs): .346/.357/.769, 1K:1BB
Alex De Goti (49 ABs): .347/.448/.551, 10K:9BB
Stephen Wrenn (43 ABs): .302/.412/.581, 14K:8BB
Ryan Hartman: 14IP, 10H/2ER, 12K:1BB, 1.29 ERA/0.79 WHIP
Carson LaRue: 15IP, 8H/2ER, 14K:5BB, 1.20 ERA/0.87 WHIP
Hector Perez: 13.2IP, 7H/4ER, 20K:7BB, 2.63 ERA/1.02 WHIP