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BRADY AIKEN
6'4" 200lbs
School: Cathedral Catholic High School
Does not have a child. Maybe not Catholic. Has lots of pitchability which is important for a pitchabler, or someone expected to play the Pitcher Position in the National Major League Baseball League. 17 years old, too young to vote, but still played for the Under 18 USA National Team. Why can't he vote yet? Maybe not a Patriot? Betting on himself by committing to UCLA. If he was a true San Diegan he would stay in San Diega. Strikes out a lot of batters, selfishly putting spotlight on himself. Have not seen evidence of any motor. Or wires. Has hit 99 on radar gun. Does he have what it takes to hit 100? Mature for his age. Once laid his coat across a puddle so a lil' ol' lady wouldn't get the wheels of her Gator wet. Perfect Game locked his GPA - what is he hiding? Balls as in pitches have good shape, very circular. Break. Not Clayton Kershaw. Southpaw. PAW PAW PAW PAW get 'em.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
