It's tongue-in-cheek (I think), a proposition to steal the Astros from Houston and move them to Nashville, but the Nashville Scene has this devastating line about the state of the Astros:
We wouldn't care much more about the Astros than Houston does, but we sure couldn't care less.
I'm so conflicted...
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
