LJ Hoes laid the Twitter smack down

Deadspin has a good rundown of how LJ Hoes destroyed a girl on Twitter for making jokes about his last name. I told you to stop. Now look what you've done.

By the way, this is the greatness that is L.J. Hoes. The Astros should let him run the official Twitter account.

RT @Dave_Essler: @MRLJHOES2U Throw that bat at the ball. It's that simple.<then u come do it slapdick
— L.J. Hoes (@MRLJHOES2U) September 4, 2013