CBS Sports' Scott Miller is a comedian. So many funny similes and metaphors and nicknames. For example, the Houston Roadkills. That's funny. So is...
Know when all hell is going to break loose and the integrity of the game
is going to be hotly questioned where this reprehensible Astros situation is concerned? When the Yankees, or Red Sox, or Rays look up during the stretch run and realize both wild card teams will emerge from the AL West this year.
Because of the unbalanced schedule, the other four AL West clubs get to
patronize the Astros more often than a Little League team does the local
neighborhood McDonald's.
And because the rebuilding Astros aren't even trying in 2013...
It is becoming more clear by the day that the road to the AL West title
leads straight through Houston. As in, whoever beats up on the punchless
Astros more than everyone else.
Jeebus. I don't even...
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
