Here's the Fort Worth Star-Telegram's Randy Galloway on last night's game, in which he calls the Astros "the reputed lowest form of baseball humanity," and quotes an unnamed NL scout as referring to the Astros as a "bleeping disgrace to the game."
On Justin Maxwell: "A kid with some game."
On Jose Altuve: "A good little hitter."
That's solid, Major-League player research right there.