Grant Brisbee is easily one of the funniest baseball writers (you may even be able to drop the "baseball," but I've never read any of his fiction, so we'll leave it in) around, and he wrote his Astros preview. At least he's sweet about it.
Money Quote:
The Astros probably would have liked to acquire baseball players who were good relative to their peers. They did not.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
