How in the hell did Angel Sanchez win Best New Astro?
It's true that Sanchez, who can also hold his own at the second and third base positions, doesn't pack a lot of punch, but with mini hitting streaks here and there, the 28-year-old may very well be prime for a breakout campaign next season. Now let's see if the rest of these bums, uh, minor-leaguers, um, Astros players can follow suit.
Pardon me, while I go and toilet plunge my face.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
