So the Astros are seven minutes into a closed-door team meeting. What are they talking about? Play along with the #AstrosTeamMeeting hashtag.
Some of our favorites:
HOVG: "You leave me no choice, gentleman. Brett...consider the team 'Mrs. Myers' and get to work beating them into shape."
Deputy Street: "Boys, we're putting the band back together: Pedro Feliz, Kaz Matsui, Bill Hall, Sean Chacon, Cecil Cooper."
Braggers41: "Put. the coffee. Down. Coffee is for closers, and giving you leads is like throwing them away."
We had a couple of good ones, but we're not ones to toot our own horn. Kind of.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
