Here are your Eddie's Farmhands in the Top 10 of various statistical categories /most boring opening sentence ever.
Pacific Coast League
Triples: Brian Bogusevic - 1 (T-8th)
Walks: Bogusevic/J.B. Shuck - 8 (T-6th)
Strikeouts: Tommy Manzella - 15 (T-7th-most)
Stolen Bases: Bogusevic - 6 (T-3rd)
Caught Stealing: Shuck - 5 (1st)
Saves: Jose Valdez - 2 (T-3rd)
Strikeouts: Nieve - 17 (4th)
Texas League
Runs: Jimmy Paredes/Wladimir Sutil - 13 (T-2nd)
Hits: Sutil - 23 (T-1st)
Doubles: J.D. Martinez - 7 (T-1st) / Jon Gaston and T.J. Steele - 4 (T-4th)
HR: Brandon Barnes/Federico Hernandez/Martinez - 2 (T-4th)
RBI: J.D. Martinez - 19 (1st) / Brandon Barnes - 8 (T-8th)
Total Bases: Martinez - 30 (T-4th)
Strikeouts: Steele - 14 (T-3rd) / Martinez and Paredes - 11 (T-6th)
Stolen Bases: Paredes - 9 (1st) / Steele and Sutil - 6 (T-3rd)
Caught Stealing: Sutil - 2 (T-1st)
Average: Sutil - .397 (5th) / Martinez - .347 (10th)
OBP: Sutil - .444 (7th)
SLG: Martinez - .612 (10th)
OPS: Martinez - 1.009 (11th, but still...)
ERA: Dallas Keuchel - 1.29 (3rd)
Strikeouts: Jonnathan Aristil - 13 (T-6th)
WHIP: Dallas Keuchel - 0.64 (1st)
California League
Runs: Jay Austin - 16 (2nd) / Jose Altuve - 14 (T-3rd) / Jake Goebbert - 13 (T-4th)
Hits: Altuve and Austin - 24 (T-3rd)
Triples: Altuve - 3 (2nd)
Homers: Kody Hinze - 6 (1st) / Goebbert - 5 (T-2nd) / Heath - 3 (T-4th)
RBI: Hinze - 15 (T-3rd) / Johnathan Villar - 13 (T-5th) / Goebbert - 12 (T-6th)
Total Bases: Hinze - 38 (T-3rd) / Altuve - 36 (T-5th) / Austin - 34 (T-7th)
Walks: Hinze - 11 (T-2nd) / Austin - 9 (T-4th)
Stolen Bases: Austin and Villar - 8 (T-3rd)
Caught Stealing: Austin - 3 (T-3rd)
Average: Altuve - .393 (5th)
OBP: Altuve - .449 (10th)
SLG: Hinze - .691 (6th)
OPS: Hinze - 1.117 (6th)
ERA: Jake Buchanan - 1.61 (6th)
Strikeouts: Jose Cisnero - 22 (1st)
WHIP: Buchanan - 0.76 (3rd)
South Atlantic League
Runs: Chris Wallace - 13 (T-3rd) / Jiovanni Mier - 12 (T-4th)
Hits: Wallace - 19 (T-4th) / Adam Bailey - 17 (T-6th) / Dan Adamson - 16 (T-7th)
Doubles: Wallace - 5 (T-3rd)
Triples: Mike Kvasnicka - 2 (T-2nd)
Homers: Wallace - 6 (T-1st) / Bailey - 5 (T-2nd) / Nash - 4 (T-3rd)
RBI: Wallace - 19 (1st)
Total Bases: Wallace - 42 (T-1st)
Walks: Mier - 11 (T-4th)
Caught Stealing: Delino DeShields - 3 (T-3rd most)
Average: Wallace - .358 (6th)
SLG: Wallace - .792 (2nd) / Bailey - .647 (6th)
OPS: Wallace - 1.226 (2nd) / Bailey - .999 (7th)
ERA: Tanner Bushue - 1.80 (6th)
WHIP: Bushue - 0.85 (6th)