Via the Victoria Advocate (who were actually very clearly instructed not to use this story on their website), we find that Carlos Lee is Newsday's Ken Davidoff's Least Valuable Player:
If he doesn't hit, he might as well quit (his defense doesn't cut it). Let's not forget - actually, let's forget - the Nationals' Njyer Morgan and Braves' Melky Cabrera.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
