It's been a while since we gave you an update on The Constable's efforts to manage the 1977 Astros in the wonderful Strat-O-Matic league Play That Funky Baseball.
The Constable has the Midas Touch, in which everything turns into a muffler. Through 91 games, his Astros are 40-51. The actual '77 Astros were 41-50 through 91 games. The goal is to finish at .500, since that's what the '77 Astros did, and he's only one game off the pace.
Go get 'em, Chief!
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
