To: County Clerk
From: The Constable
While I appreciate your effort to inform our Citizens as to the local government here at Astros County, it is very clear that I currently reside in Nashville, and have not lived in Pasadena in 12 years. Those kind of mistakes will get you DFA'ed, and replaced by Deputies Street and/or Deputy Jason.
Sincerely,
The Constable.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
