Because keeping all of those quotes, notes, and rumors in one post is getting lengthy, let's break this down by team in separate posts. As these come in, they will be updated and reposted.
Marlins
Latest Status: Not interested
Joe Frisaro (5/23):
Obviously, adding a starter the caliber of Lee and Oswalt would make a huge impact. I just don't see the need for a starting pitcher when the more pressing issue is the bullpen. Starting pitching hasn't been the Marlins' problem...A more realistic deal would be for a relief pitcher.
(May I interest you in a reliever named Matt Lindstrom...?)