Good afternoon, gentle Citizens of Astros County. A quick note for you this weekend. I'll be out of town with the wife. And yet! the show will go on. I've asked a couple of people to fill in for me in my absense. I might pop up (while The Wife's asleep) every now and then, but for the time being I'm turning it over to the Deputies.
Love,
The Constable
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
