Hey! So April is done with (thank God), and it's time to renew our Employees of the Month piece. Employees of the Month receive 10% in the store, and get to park up front.
Position Players
This wasn't even hard. Michael Bourn. He's the only player hitting over .280 (.311), and he's the only one who has an OBP over .360 (.407). He's also leading the team in runs scored (12), stolen bases (9), and is second in OPS (.785).
Pitchers
This was not hard either. Roy Oswalt. Leading the team in ERA, ERA+, WHIP, Ks, Hits/9, and K:BB ratio.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
