I'm tired of the "Houston, You Have a Problem" cliche. So the San Jose Mercury-News' Andrew Baggarly came up with something mildly original:
It looks like "all systems no" in Houston this season. Lance Berkman is the only "Killer B" remaining with the Astros, and he'll start the season on the disabled list because of a slow-healing knee. "... Ace Roy Oswalt was cleared to start the opener after receiving an injection in his back. "... The Astros have huge questions in the infield, at catcher and in the back end of their bullpen. At least the outfield has two competent hitters in Carlos Lee and Hunter Pence. "... Good luck to you, Brad Mills.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
