CBS Sports' Scott Miller has his predictions:
Astros: 5th
Prospects so dim Astros announced this spring they are throwing in the (J.R.) Towles this season.
And just for good measure...
Pirates: 6th
Team motto: "At least maybe we can plunder the Astros! Aaaargghh!"
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
