Richard Connelly has a different breakdown of your lineup, doing justice to their status as Resident Contrarians:
1B -- 37-year-old guy playing out of position
2B -- About-to-be-injured guy
SS -- Unproven rookie with seven big-league games under his belt
3B -- Journeyman
C -- Unproven rookie equivalent
LF -- Guy who doesn't like to exert himself
CF -- Nice player
RF -- Nice player
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
