In an effort to keep people accountable, any predictions I come across, I'll post under the tag Predictions, and then we'll look back in awe, or we'll laugh.
SI.com has a rundown by "Ted Williams' Frozen Head" of final order of finish for the 30 teams, and puts the Astros in the DOA category (and the explanation, which prompted the previous post):
23. Houston Astros — The good news for Houston is they no longer have Albers, Sarfate, Patton or Costanzo in their system and won’t have the aged Tejada grounding into double plays this season. The bad news is everything else.