The Astros have signed 18-year old Nicaraguan first baseman Mesac Laguna (captip to MLBTR).
Thanks to the wonder of two years of college Spanish and Google Translate, we can find these tidbits:
Laguna is 6'2, 190lbs
He was signed by the Astros' Nicaraguan scout Leo Guevara
Laguna will play in the Venezuelan or Dominican Winter League in 2010
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
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