I'm not going to poach the blog post, but Zach Levine runs down some of the more weird moments in the Astros 2009 season.
Among them:
-Hampton cuts his hand on a soap dispenser
-Astros sign Armando Benitez
-Jiovanni Mier lets slip that the Astros will trade Tejada
-Coop fills out the wrong lineup card
I'll add a couple:
-Intentionally walking Nick Johnson to get to Hanley Ramirez
-Carlos Lee forgetting what day he was supposed to show up for Spring Training
-The Astros picking up Coop's extension for 2010 on April 19, 2009