This blog post by JJO led to...
...this blog post by Jeff Pearlman, which led to...
...this post in the Houston Press and...
...this post on Deadspin.
So Jose has set off a fecal storm in which an intern has probably been fired, every married National is wishing he was in St. Louis, and the Chronicle has had some undue attention. None of this is necessarily a bad thing. It's also why Astros County does not employ interns.