Astros County's Mid-Season Awards

Deputy Jason and I traded e-mails and came up with our Astro-centric Mid-Season Awards:

MVP
Deputy Jason: Michael Bourn
Constable: Michael Bourn

Cy Young
Deputy Jason: Magic Wandy
Constable: Wandy

Fireman
Deputy Jason: LaHawk
Constable: Arias

Noob
Deputy Jason: Arias
Constable: Maysonet

Gold Glove
Deputy Jason: Bourn
Constable: Bourn