Shagging can be such a deadly little activity.
A recap: Backe threw for eight minutes. Paronto threw for eight minutes. Paronto did not throw as well as Backe, hurting his chances of making the club.
Edwin Maysonet also felt some soreness in his lower back. In one of the best quotes of the Spring, he said: "It happened shagging. It was really sore in my lower back -- stiff."
+1 to Maysonet.