Wouldn't it be funny if I was kidding? Oh, but I'm not.
“It will be the same cap shuffle video instead of changing the whole thing, like we’ve done in years past,” said Clint Musslewhite, the team’s director for ballpark entertainment. “We are not going to have them redo it. We’re going to strategically change our entertainment; the number of inflatable things we’ll rent will decrease.”
Who cares? I never get the cap shuffle. I'm too distracted by the inflatables. But hey, they're not just buying inflatable entertainment willy nilly. It's strategic. So know this, Express fans, there's a reason you'll see fewer inflatables.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
